Joke for you

Rajkant Raju
6th Sem CSE

Early one morning, a mother went to wake up her son
“Wake up son. It’s time to go to school”
“But why mom? I don’t want to go there”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go?”
“well the boys hate me for one, and teachers hate me also”
“Oh, that’s no reason for escaping school. Come on get ready.”
“Give me two reasons, why I got o school?”
“Well, for one you’re 50 years old and for another, you’re the principal”